You’re feeling a bit peaky
So you reach for Grandma’s cure,
But if a plant is feeling poorly
The answer’s not so sure.
You can call on Mr. Google,
And wade through loads of stuff,
But whatever is on offer
May not be enough.
What you need is an expert,
Always ready on hand,
The answer’s Auntie Planty’s
Advice voucher, rescue planned.
They are like an investment
To save your ailing plants,
A Christmas gift for your garden
Or for green-fingered aunts.
£10 will buy a voucher,
Your problem will be solved,
An answer’s always ready
When Auntie Planty is involved.
So set aside a store of them
In case another plant ails,
With Auntie Planty’s vouchers
The remedy never fails.
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